I love riding the bus. You meet so many interesting people. Like this guy, who thinks his hands are made of squirrels. Oh, and there’s a mostly naked chick a few rows up, I think.
Nice asses. It really is a shame they’ve all got dicks in the front.
"I play tennis in the seventies because, I’ve discovered the secrets of time travel. Really, you just need to get naked and buy some old shit at goodwill. Pretty easy, really. Not sure why the naked thing…but…whatever works."
"That bed told me it wanted to have sex with me. But I told it, I needed more. An emotional connection. An unspoken bond and the interwoven passions of our beings, joining like a double helix to form one complete entity. And a fuck-ton of diamonds."
Hilarious. I wish I could rape, abuse and otherwise torment cartoon characters.
There is nothing finer than downy butt fuzz. If I could make a pillow outta the stuff…I’d fuck it.