Photo 24 Jul 2,206 notes I love riding the bus.  You meet so many interesting people.  Like this guy, who thinks his hands are made of squirrels.  Oh, and there’s a mostly naked chick a few rows up, I think.

I love riding the bus. You meet so many interesting people. Like this guy, who thinks his hands are made of squirrels. Oh, and there’s a mostly naked chick a few rows up, I think.

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Photo 24 Jul 33 notes Nice asses.  It really is a shame they’ve all got dicks in the front.

Nice asses. It really is a shame they’ve all got dicks in the front.

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Photo 24 Jul 2,792 notes All is right with the world.

All is right with the world.

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Photo 24 Jul 2,103 notes She’s taking pictures of people in clothes.

She’s taking pictures of people in clothes.

Photo 24 Jul 733 notes "I play tennis in the seventies because, I’ve discovered the secrets of time travel.  Really, you just need to get naked and buy some old shit at goodwill.  Pretty easy, really.  Not sure why the naked thing…but…whatever works."

"I play tennis in the seventies because, I’ve discovered the secrets of time travel. Really, you just need to get naked and buy some old shit at goodwill. Pretty easy, really. Not sure why the naked thing…but…whatever works."

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Photo 24 Jul 2,093 notes "That bed told me it wanted to have sex with me.  But I told it, I needed more.  An emotional connection.  An unspoken bond and the interwoven passions of our beings, joining like a double helix to form one complete entity.  And a fuck-ton of diamonds."

"That bed told me it wanted to have sex with me. But I told it, I needed more. An emotional connection. An unspoken bond and the interwoven passions of our beings, joining like a double helix to form one complete entity. And a fuck-ton of diamonds."

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Photo 24 Jul 343 notes "Why is this couch out here?"

"Why is this couch out here?"

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Video 24 Jul 602,115 notes

Hilarious. I wish I could rape, abuse and otherwise torment cartoon characters.

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Photo 24 Jul 991 notes There is nothing finer than downy butt fuzz.  If I could make a pillow outta the stuff…I’d fuck it.

There is nothing finer than downy butt fuzz. If I could make a pillow outta the stuff…I’d fuck it.

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Photo 24 Jul 330 notes That cactus fruit is eating her face!  We should do something!  Help her!  No, I can’t.  I’ve got this…thing that I uh…it’s on the beach.  An annual…thing.  And…oh look!  She’s dead!  Problem solved.

That cactus fruit is eating her face! We should do something! Help her! No, I can’t. I’ve got this…thing that I uh…it’s on the beach. An annual…thing. And…oh look! She’s dead! Problem solved.

(Source: mahinaalexander)

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