"Vroom, vroom. I don’t get it. I’m shifting and everything but this log is just sitting here. Maybe it’s out of gas or, kelp or whatever."
"You’re next, mothafucker! No, I’m just kidding. I don’t really speak that way. I went to Yale, for god’s sake."
"I feel like my period is supposed to come out the other way. Oh well, welcome to womanhood, I guess."
"My boobs are grossly disproportionate and I’m probably going to fall over soon."
Well, no wonder she’s not being mobbed or arrested. She’s going to the caje. A safe place for the naked. Except for that fully clothed old lady standing in the door. They’re probably going to kill her. The old lady. For not being naked enough.
White bike seat…soon to be brown. And maybe with just a splash of the herps.
Later, the Asian chick got sicker than shit.