Photo 18 Apr 85 notes "Goddamnit!  Not on the…not on the floor!  Bad girl!  No more heiniken!"

"Goddamnit! Not on the…not on the floor! Bad girl! No more heiniken!"

(Source: squirt-jizz-piss)

Photo 18 Apr 553 notes "Ok everyone, Lori is taking off her shirt.  Watch your eyes."

"Ok everyone, Lori is taking off her shirt. Watch your eyes."

Photo 18 Apr 640 notes Oh my god!  That woman is shitting an arm!

Oh my god! That woman is shitting an arm!

(Source: the-mouth-of-the-goddess)

Photo 17 Apr 1,451 notes "Check it out fella!  Here’s what boobs don’t look like!

"Check it out fella! Here’s what boobs don’t look like!

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Photo 17 Apr 196 notes The special needs class played old timey western doctors.  It was all fine and dandy until Mortimer realized he’d forgotten the leaches…somehow, they’d have to improvise.  If they did well, there would be shiny gold star waiting for them at the end of class.

The special needs class played old timey western doctors. It was all fine and dandy until Mortimer realized he’d forgotten the leaches…somehow, they’d have to improvise. If they did well, there would be shiny gold star waiting for them at the end of class.

Photo 17 Apr 56 notes "Uh…that person and/or persons look broken—not emotionally, or as an expression of their art.  Just broken—like severe compound fractures, crushed sternums and the like.  It just…it’s just a big ole pike of fucked up.

"Uh…that person and/or persons look broken—not emotionally, or as an expression of their art. Just broken—like severe compound fractures, crushed sternums and the like. It just…it’s just a big ole pike of fucked up.

(Source: gestalta)

Photo 17 Apr 6,549 notes Oh anjelica…you show her who’s boss.

Oh anjelica…you show her who’s boss.

Photo 17 Apr 226 notes It’s the visage of some crazy reptile/alien creature from beyond the moon!  The disguise themselves as nipples to lull us into a false sense of security and normalcy.  But soon, dear friends, soon…they will strike!

It’s the visage of some crazy reptile/alien creature from beyond the moon! The disguise themselves as nipples to lull us into a false sense of security and normalcy. But soon, dear friends, soon…they will strike!

Photo 17 Apr 10,697 notes "This may not be the best time to tell you but in these boxes, is where I keep the corpses of my previous secretaries.  Hope you like bone saws."

"This may not be the best time to tell you but in these boxes, is where I keep the corpses of my previous secretaries. Hope you like bone saws."

(Source: pranaovoltar)

Photo 17 Apr 1,402 notes Lindsey lohan alway pulls the cleanest buttholes.

Lindsey lohan alway pulls the cleanest buttholes.

(Source: hard-sexy)


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