"Yeah, it’s this pit. It just smells like bad cheese or something—-maybe mixed with a pinch of dying rodent. My other one is fine. Though, I suppose I should tell you…my left arm is a wicked cool robot arm."
Run, you smelly hippie! They’re attracted to body-Oder and hollow convictions! That thing is going to chew the apathy outta your bones!
"Weird. I can feel the mattress through your abdominal wall…is that memory foam?"