"Yeah! Check the trophy, bitches. We won. No, no. Not for skateboarding…for being complete sluts."
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
As a society, we’ve gotten so screwed up in objectifying women’s bodies that we have completely forgotten about biology.
Sooo…are we handing out rolls of tape to women now? Seems like the fair thing to do.
"This shit is chaffing my junk something fierce…damn vaginal warts."
"I’m going to sneeze and immediately vomit…possibly poop a little bit. Damn. We’re a mess."“Yeah. Drugs are awesome, though.”
"Not sure if I’m supposed to be welding something or auditioning for a cyber goth video game. Either way, I’m prepared. Those are, in fact, the ONLY two things I can actually do. Except for the welding."
"I mean…I don’t know. We’re out here…naked…on the edge of a cliff. I mean, we went to all the trouble…seems silly not to jump now."
"Yeah. I know. Besides, what do three, young, white and attractive naked girls have to live for?"
"Then it’s settled. On the count of three. One…two…"