Photo 19 Sep 278 notes No matter our differences…we all shit soccer balls.

No matter our differences…we all shit soccer balls.

Photo 19 Sep 1,833 notes "Yeah!  Check the trophy, bitches.  We won.  No, no.  Not for skateboarding…for being complete sluts."

"Yeah! Check the trophy, bitches. We won. No, no. Not for skateboarding…for being complete sluts."

Photo 19 Sep 97,707 notes "Won’t be needing this anymore…"

"Won’t be needing this anymore…"

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute)

via Hannah.
Photo 18 Sep 200,414 notes christel-thoughts:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

As a society, we’ve gotten so screwed up in objectifying women’s bodies that we have completely forgotten about biology.


Sooo…are we handing out rolls of tape to women now?  Seems like the fair thing to do.

christel-thoughts:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

As a society, we’ve gotten so screwed up in objectifying women’s bodies that we have completely forgotten about biology.

Sooo…are we handing out rolls of tape to women now? Seems like the fair thing to do.

(Source: denicedenice)

via Ashe Maree.
Photo 18 Sep 12,056 notes "This shit is chaffing my junk something fierce…damn vaginal warts.""I’m going to sneeze and immediately vomit…possibly poop a little bit.  Damn.  We’re a mess."

“Yeah.  Drugs are awesome, though.”

"This shit is chaffing my junk something fierce…damn vaginal warts."

"I’m going to sneeze and immediately vomit…possibly poop a little bit. Damn. We’re a mess."

“Yeah. Drugs are awesome, though.”
via x anabel x.
Photo 18 Sep 1 note Yo-muhfuckin-landi!

Yo-muhfuckin-landi!

Video 18 Sep 108 notes

"Not sure if I’m supposed to be welding something or auditioning for a cyber goth video game. Either way, I’m prepared. Those are, in fact, the ONLY two things I can actually do. Except for the welding."

(Source: simply--suicidal)

Photo 18 Sep 268 notes "I mean…I don’t know. We’re out here…naked…on the edge of a cliff.  I mean, we went to all the trouble…seems silly not to jump now.""Yeah.  I know.  Besides, what do three, young, white and attractive naked girls have to live for?""Then it’s settled.  On the count of three.  One…two…"

"I mean…I don’t know. We’re out here…naked…on the edge of a cliff. I mean, we went to all the trouble…seems silly not to jump now."

"Yeah. I know. Besides, what do three, young, white and attractive naked girls have to live for?"

"Then it’s settled. On the count of three. One…two…"

(Source: planet-erotica)

Photo 18 Sep 12,121 notes "I’m a complete idiot!"

"I’m a complete idiot!"

(Source: blowjob4versace)

via x anabel x.
Photo 17 Sep 373 notes "Hello.  We are unnatural.  Our genetics dictate something much different form what you’re seeing here.  Technically…we’re mutants."

"Hello. We are unnatural. Our genetics dictate something much different form what you’re seeing here. Technically…we’re mutants."

(Source: piolotron)


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