"There’s nothing like a good dose of side boob to start the day off right."
It gets tedious here in the monkey mansion what with all the poo slinging and such. Reconnect me to real things.
It was good up until the wrist tattoo…and the razor burn…and the playboy bunny thing…and the once-pierced belly button hole…and the misshapen boob job…and the weird gangsta arm swang…ok. It was good just under the left side of the rib cage. Just that one spot.
"There it is! My sense of decorum! There it goes…running away at high speed!"
Bessy “four legs” MaGee found more to appreciate other than her ability to create insane amounts of static electricity when shuffling along a shag carpet, wearing fuzzy socks. She also had two butt holes to play with. Happy day!
"They told me it was heroin…turns out it was just regular blue ink. Hahaha. Joke’s on me. Oh yes…now I am dead."