Photo 30 Jul 377 notes "I’m peeing in this kayak.  It’ll be so funny when the next people get it.  They’ll be all like; ‘what smells like pee?’  Goddamn I am a comic genius."

"I’m peeing in this kayak. It’ll be so funny when the next people get it. They’ll be all like; ‘what smells like pee?’ Goddamn I am a comic genius."

Photo 30 Jul 80 notes Photographer:  “I have an idea.  Let’s pose some slutty, bikini clad chicks next to som exotic cars.  Yeah!  It’s unique…original.  This is going to blow people’s minds.”

Photographer: “I have an idea. Let’s pose some slutty, bikini clad chicks next to som exotic cars. Yeah! It’s unique…original. This is going to blow people’s minds.”

(Source: mazdamark)

Photo 30 Jul 6 notes "Come to me ocean!  Fill my vagina with sand, plankton and all manner of parasites.   You know what. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea."

"Come to me ocean! Fill my vagina with sand, plankton and all manner of parasites. You know what. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea."

Photo 30 Jul 71 notes "Later…they’re gonna make a purse outta my skin."

"Later…they’re gonna make a purse outta my skin."

Photo 30 Jul 803 notes "My tan lines are gonna look totally stupid.  But hey…there’s…I got nuthin.  There is no positive spin to this.  I’m just gonna have stupid lookin tan lines."

"My tan lines are gonna look totally stupid. But hey…there’s…I got nuthin. There is no positive spin to this. I’m just gonna have stupid lookin tan lines."

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Photo 30 Jul 223 notes "When I listen to music on my Walkman, I like to be topless, to distract people from the fact that I still use a Walkman."

"When I listen to music on my Walkman, I like to be topless, to distract people from the fact that I still use a Walkman."

(Source: pervert-gifs)

Photo 29 Jul 652 notes "Notice how my vagina can’t process oxygen.  Which means, I’m about to drown."

"Notice how my vagina can’t process oxygen. Which means, I’m about to drown."

Photo 29 Jul 290 notes "The ice is doing nothing to freeze off these extra pounds…but the hypothermia is kicking in nicely."

"The ice is doing nothing to freeze off these extra pounds…but the hypothermia is kicking in nicely."

(Source: naked-aktivities)

Photo 29 Jul 664 notes "Look at my, I’m a shameless idiot!

"Look at my, I’m a shameless idiot!

Photo 29 Jul 122 notes I enjoy a lady with a garish hat.  Especially one that will pick the flesh from your bones.

I enjoy a lady with a garish hat. Especially one that will pick the flesh from your bones.


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